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Dossier: No Pants Metro Ride 2017

Agents,

Your mission, if you choose to accept it:

WHAT: 9th Annual No Pants Metro Ride
WHEN: Sunday, January 8, 2017 from 1:00pm to 3:30pm
WHERE: LA Metro System
BRING: $7 for a Metro Day Pass on your TAP card ($8 if you need to purchase a TAP card and the Day Pass), pants you can easily remove, something in which to keep them

For the 9th year in a row, GuerilLA will be participating in Improv Everywhere’s international mission, NO PANTS SUBWAY RIDE (it’s their 16th annual edition of this mission) on Sunday, January 8, 2017!

We encourage everyone to travel pantsless throughout the Metro system that day.  If you have participated in this mission in the past, it is quite different, so please read the dossier carefully.

Everyone will rendezvous at Union Station in Downtown Los Angeles for a briefing and to begin execution of this mission.  The station is immediately accessible from the Gold, Purple, and Red Lines.  Travel from the Expo and Blue Lines will require a transfer at 7th St./Metro Center to either a Red or Purple Line train to Union Station.

Starting at 1:00pm, there will be ride captains at two different rendezvous points within Union Station to lead the mission. They are there to meet & brief the agents, to answer any questions, to have everyone de-pantsed before getting on the trains, and to ensure you leaves on schedule.  Please note the required use of TAP cards on all rail lines.  If you already have a TAP card, no problem.  If you don’t, you will have to purchase one along with your fare at the ticket machines.  This will add $1.00 to your fare.  The ride captains will help any inexperienced transit riders.  Learn more about the TAP card here: http://www.metro.net/riding/fares/tap-time.  And if you want even more detailed info, like where to buy the TAP card ahead of time, check out: http://www.taptogo.net.

Agents will be leaving from Union Station in six groups at different times to travel to Downtown Santa Monica.  Your assigned group depends on the first letter of your last name (groups will be A-D, E-H, I-L, M-P, Q-T, U-Z).  Rendezvous with your ride captain on either the north or south patio, the patios are on either side of the Amtrak/Metrolink passenger waiting area (the roped-off seating in the main lobby). null (Full map here: http://www.unionstationla.com/user/themes/unionstation/assets/pdf/Union-Station-Map.pdf)
Each rendezvous time will be twenty-four minutes before each group’s scheduled departure which should be enough time for a quick briefing, to remove and store your pants, to purchase your fare or day pass – if you have not already done so – and to make your way downstairs to the boarding platform.  Each group will travel on the Red Line to 7th St./Metro Center (the third stop) where you will have eight minutes to transfer to the Expo Line to Downtown Santa Monica upstairs.  When exiting the Red Line, the last two sets of stairs/escalators on the west end of the platform will take you upstairs to Platform 2, from which all Expo Line trains depart.  If you walk in the same direction as the Red Line is traveling and ascend the stairs that are in that same direction, you will be on Platform 2.  If you end up on Platform 1, there will be plenty of yellow signs and a large yellow banner attached to a railing near the tracks saying “No boarding on this platform”.  Just follow the signs that direct you to Platform 2.  You must also tap your TAP card at the validator box when transferring between trains (see them in the foreground next to the escalators). null It is very important that you verify you are boarding an Expo Line train bound for Santa Monica because Blue Line trains to Long Beach also depart from Platform 2.  Make sure the signs on the front and side of the train say “Expo Line” and “Santa Monica”.  There will also be announcement before a train for either the Expo or Blue Lines is about to leave, and there are monitors that will show the amount of minutes left before a train is set to leave.  And once inside a train, there is an announcement that will say if it is for the Expo or Blue Line.

Here are the schedules for each group:

-Last name beginning with the letters U-Z

Your ride captain is Agent Zenshinzo.  You will rendezvous with him in the center of the south patio at 1:00pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 1:24pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 1:29pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 1:37pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 2:25pm.

-Last name beginning with the letters Q-T

Your ride captain is Agent Red.  You will rendezvous with her by the fountain on the north patio at 1:12pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 1:36pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 1:41pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 1:49pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 2:37pm.

-Last name beginning with the letters M-P

Your ride captain is Agent Mico.  You will rendezvous with him in the center of the south patio at 1:24pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 1:48pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 1:53pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 2:01pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 2:49pm.

-Last name beginning with the letters I-L

Your ride captain is Agent Honkey.  You will rendezvous with him by the fountain on the north patio at 1:36pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 2:00pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 2:05pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 2:13pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 3:01pm.

-Last name beginning with the letters E-H

Your ride captain is Agent Jefe.  You will rendezvous with him in the center of the south patio at 1:48pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 2:12pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 2:17pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 2:25pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 3:13pm.

-Last name beginning with the letters A-D

Your ride captain is Agent Silky.  You will rendezvous with him by the fountain on the north patio at 2:00pm.  Departure time from Union Station is 2:24pm on the Red Line.  Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 2:29pm.  The Expo Line train for Santa Monica departs from Platform 2 at 2:37pm.  Arrival time at Downtown Santa Monica is 3:25pm.

Upon arrival in Downtown Santa Monica, we will meet in Tongva Park (https://goo.gl/maps/gHYRs6u8HvJ2).  Walk west on Colorado Ave. towards the beach.  At Ocean Ave., turn left.  As you walk south on Ocean, you can’t miss the sign for the park.  Wait at Gathering Hill, which has a tiered amphitheater. null null null We will take a group picture there, and there will be a few brief words from the organizers.  After that, we will have a debriefing and after-party at two locations, Del Frisco’s Grille (on Colorado and Ocean) and Ma’Kai Restaurant and Lounge (on Broadway and Ocean).  Complete debriefing info is here: https://www.facebook.com/events/935108466617598.  At the debriefing, you can meet your fellow GuerilLA agents, discuss this mission, give ideas for future missions, and learn how to get more involved.

Additional instructions:

Please buy TAP card fare ($1.75: one-way, $3.50: round-trip, $7.00: day pass – and add $1.00 to your fare if you have to purchase a TAP card). The citation for evading fare payment is $250.00, an unnecessary and expensive risk. We recommend the day pass, especially if you are an inexperienced Metro rider.

There are no set rules, but we suggest that if anyone asks why we’re not wearing pants, it’s best to give a simple answer such as “I forgot them”. And it is of the utmost importance to act casual, like it’s an ordinary day on the Metro. We should look and act like we do NOT all know each other.

VERY IMPORTANT: this mission obviously means no pants, but YOU MUST WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!

You should be fully clothed except for pants. The type of underwear you want to wear will be left to your discretion, but we just ask you to exercise a little common sense. The amount of skin you want to expose is your choice, but know that any citation for indecent exposure is a risk you take ON YOUR OWN.  Worried about the legality of pantslessness? This post on LAist.com from before the first year’s ride should set your mind at ease:
http://laist.com/2008/12/30/no_pants_subway_ride_coming_to_los.php

If you are an experienced Metro rider, you can choose your own adventure and board at any station along the route to catch the mission in progress. See http://www.metro.net/riding/maps to view the Metro rail maps and timetables.

Additional suggestions:

-Agents should be dispersed fairly evenly on the boarding platform so that they are distributed fairly evenly on each train instead of clumped up in one or two cars.

-Bring some sort of bag in which to carry your pants. It’s always good to have them with you in the unlikely event you have to re-pants.

-In the event that you miss your scheduled rendezvous and/or departure, you can take a Purple Line train six minutes later to 7th St./Metro Center, but you will have to hustle to transfer as you will only have two minutes until your scheduled Expo Line train leaves.  You can also wait until the next group rendezvous time.

-While we would prefer you stay with your letter group, if you are in a group with a bunch of different last names traveling together, by all means keep the group together.

-Please do NOT disturb the civilians. We want to reiterate the importance of acting casual as it is the whole point of the mission. There is no need to draw attention to yourself as your lack of pants is doing that for you. This mission should also be fun for the passengers who are wearing pants, since their most likely reaction to us will be curiosity and amusement. And some of them are just trying to get from one place to another. Don’t worry, we’ll have plenty of pantsless fun at the debriefing and after-party.

-If you encounter the news media during the mission, please do not engage them.  Wait until the conclusion of the mission in Santa Monica.

-For those taking photos or videos of the mission, try to be discreet and keep cameras as hidden as possible.

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?
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Join the Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/1244028822333348

Join the Facebook for the debriefing/after-party @ https://www.facebook.com/events/935108466617598

Join the Google Group @ http://groups.google.com/group/glaimprov or join our Facebook group @ https://www.facebook.com/groups/241223061044 to receive any last-minute details, this dossier, future dossiers, & announcements

Check out our website @ http://www.gueril-la.com

Follow us @ https://twitter.com/GLAimprov (the tweets on the day of a mission are quite handy)

Talk to me, Agent Silky, @ https://www.facebook.com/leocgonzalez

See https://improveverywhere.com/2016/12/05/save-the-date-no-pants-subway-ride-2017 for more details about the international aspect of the event.

WHAT: 9th Annual No Pants Metro Ride
WHEN: Sunday, January 8, 2017 from 1:00pm to 3:30pm
WHERE: LA Metro System
BRING: $7 for a Metro Day Pass on your TAP card ($8 if you need to purchase a TAP card and the Day Pass), pants you can easily remove, something in which to keep them

Over and Out (This message will self-destruct),

-Agent Silky

Dossier: First Annual Ship TakeovARRR – A Total Act of Piracy (Codename: F.A.S.T. T.A.P.)

WHAT: First Annual Ship TakeovARRR – A Total Act of Piracy (Codename: F.A.S.T. T.A.P.)
WHEN: Sunday, September 18th, 2016 from 11:00am to 1:00pm
WHERE: South Beach Park, Santa Monica, CA 90405
BRING: A pirate costume and any accoutrements, the ability to talk like a pirate, and balloons to make water balloons (it would be helpful if you could make some ahead of time).

Agents,

At 11am, arrive at the north end of the parking lot that’s bordered by the beach to the west, Barnard Way and Ocean View Park to the east, and Dorothy Green Park to the north. We will have a briefing there.  The mission will take place at the South Beach Park playground at the southern end of the parking lot.  This is where the ship is located which we will be “liberating” from its current crew and conscripting them into our Pirate crew.  We highly encourage family participation in this mission, the more kid agents there, the better.

Here are maps of the area:
https://goo.gl/maps/kxsaGob3KzN2

https://goo.gl/maps/Covqf2i6ykR2

After this mission, we will have a debriefing at the most appropriate of places, The Galley at 2442 Main Street, Santa Monica, CA 90405.  If you parked in the lot, we suggest leaving your car there and walking to The Galley: https://goo.gl/maps/RZmEx64Cqnw

If you want to go green and take public transportation, the area is served by the 33 and 733 Metro bus, and the 1, 8, and 18 Santa Monica Big Blue Bus.  Check out http://www.metro.net/ and http://www.bigbluebus.com/ for more info.

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?
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Join the Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/1370906679590899

Join the Google Group @ http://groups.google.com/group/glaimprov or join our Facebook group @ https://www.facebook.com/groups/241223061044 to receive any last-minute details, this dossier, future dossiers, & announcements

Check out our website @ http://www.gueril-la.com

Follow us @ https://twitter.com/GLAimprov (the tweets on the day of a mission are quite handy)

Talk to Agent Tuttle, @ https://www.facebook.com/CameraOperator

WHAT: First Annual Ship TakeovARRR – A Total Act of Piracy (Codename: F.A.S.T. T.A.P.)
WHEN: Sunday, September 18th, 2016 from 11:00am to 1:00pm
WHERE: South Beach Park, Santa Monica, CA 90405
BRING: A pirate costume and any accoutrements, the ability to talk like a pirate, and balloons to make water balloons (it would be helpful if you could make some ahead of time).

Arrrrrh Mateys,

-Agent Tuttle

Dossier: March Mission – PRO-test!

Agents,

Your mission, if you choose to accept it:

WHAT: PRO-test!
WHEN: Saturday, March 26th, 2016 – 2pm-4pm
WHERE: Pan Pacific Park (rendezvous point for a pre-mission briefing)
BRING: Markers, posterboard, your clever brains, and lots of enthusiasm.  If an agent could provide a bullhorn to use during the duration of the mission, it would be greatly appreciated.

We will rendezvous for a pre-mission briefing in Pan Pacific Park. We will reveal the full nature of the mission and the exact mission location at the briefing.  The mission location will be walking distance from the park.  Please bring posterboard and markers to make a protest-style sign signs.  If you want to bring anything else to decorate your sign, you are more than welcome.  The rendezvous point will be in the southern part of the park, just north of 3rd St.  If you enter the park from 3rd St., head north and downhill towards the baseball field.  Just north of the field is an open area with picnic tables.  That’s where we will meet.  A map is below and a link is available here: https://goo.gl/maps/QEFUsRYduJp.  On the map, the meeting spot is just to the left of the text that reads “Pan Pacific Park Recreation Center”.

Paid parking is available adjacent to the park at The Grove.  Some free parking is available in the lot uphill and to the east of our meeting point.  The lot is behind the Fairfax Branch of the LA Public Library which you can enter from Gardner St.  Because parking in the area can be tight, carpooling is highly recommended.

You can also go green and take public transportation:

  • The 217 Metro bus travels north-south on Fairfax and drops you off nearby and just west of the park at Fairfax and 3rd.
  • The 16 Metro bus runs east-west on 3rd St. and has a stop on the southern edge of the park at 3rd and Burnside.
  • The 14 Metro bus runs east-west on Beverly Blvd. and has stops on the northern edge of the park at Beverly and Curson and Beverly and Gardner.

Check out http://www.metro.net for more info.

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?

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Join the Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/207674179591441

Join the Google Group @ http://groups.google.com/group/glaimprov or join our Facebook group @ https://www.facebook.com/groups/241223061044 to receive any last-minute details, this dossier, future dossiers, & announcements

Check out our website @ http://www.gueril-la.com

Follow us @ https://twitter.com/GLAimprov (the tweets on the day of a mission are quite handy)

Talk to me, Agent Silky, @ https://www.facebook.com/leocgonzalez

WHAT: PRO-test!
WHEN: Saturday, March 26th, 2016 – 2pm-4pm
WHERE: Pan Pacific Park (rendezvous point for a pre-mission briefing)
BRING: Markers, posterboard, your clever brains, and lots of enthusiasm. If an agent could provide a bullhorn to use during the duration of the mission, it would be greatly appreciated.

Over and Out (This message will self-destruct),

-Agent Silky

Dossier: No Pants Metro Ride 2016

Agents,

Your mission, if you choose to accept it:

 

WHAT: 8th Annual No Pants Metro Ride

WHEN: Sunday, January 10, 2016 from 1:00pm to 3:00pm

WHERE: LA Metro System

BRING: $7 for a Metro Day Pass on your TAP card ($8 if you need to purchase a TAP card and the Day Pass), pants you can easily remove, something in which to keep them

 

For the 8th year in a row, GuerilLA will be participating in Improv Everywhere’s international mission, NO PANTS SUBWAY RIDE (it’s their 15th annual edition of this mission) on Sunday, January 10, 2016!

We encourage everyone to travel pantsless throughout the Metro system that day.

You have five rendezvous points from which to choose to execute this mission:

-Sierra Madre Villa station on the Gold Line in Pasadena

-Willowbrook station on the Blue Line in Willowbrook

-North Hollywood station on the Red Line in North Hollywood

-Wilshire/Western station on the Purple Line in Koreatown

-Culver City station on the Expo Line in Culver City

Start at whichever station is most convenient to you (or have an adventure and choose a station to which you have never been).

At 1pm, there will be ride captains at each rendezvous point to lead the mission. They are there to meet & brief the agents, to answer any questions, to have everyone de-pantsed before getting on the trains, and to ensure you leave on schedule. Please note the required use of TAP cards on all rail lines. If you already have a TAP card, no problem. If you don’t, you will have to purchase one along with your fare at the ticket machines. This will add $1.00 to your fare. The ride captains will help any inexperienced transit riders. Learn more about the TAP card here: http://www.metro.net/riding/fares/tap-time. And if you want even more detailed info, like where to buy the TAP card ahead of time, check out: http://www.taptogo.net.

Here are the instructions for each rendezvous point for the first phase of the mission:

-North Hollywood

Your ride captain is Agent Steel Shark. You will rendezvous with him at the Metro North Hollywood sign along the east side of Lankershim (Google street view:  https://goo.gl/maps/G8hSw5C9Jeu). Departure time from North Hollywood is 1:25pm, so give yourself enough time to purchase your fare or day pass and make your way downstairs to the boarding platform. Arrival time at Union Station is 1:54pm.

-Willowbrook

Your ride captain is Agent Red (accompanied by her son, Agent Escapist). You will rendezvous with her at Willowbrook station where the Blue and Green Lines meet in the plaza underneath the Green Line/105 Freeway and to the west of the Blue Line tracks. (Google street view: https://goo.gl/maps/SnyRtymELu12). Departure time from Willowbrook station is 1:16pm, so give yourself enough time to purchase your fare or day pass and make your way to the boarding platform. Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 1:45pm. Here is where you will transfer to the Red Line to Union Station (do not forget to tap your TAP card at the validation kiosk while transferring between trains). You will have plenty of time to get down to the boarding platform, but do not waste time. The Red Line train for Union Station arrives at 1:49pm. Check the signs to make sure you are on the correct side of the platform (the “Union Station” side, *not* the “North Hollywood and Wilshire/Western” side). Arrival time at Union Station is 1:54pm.

-Pasadena

Your ride captain is Agent Zenshinzo. You will rendezvous with him at the 4th floor of the parking structure by the ticket vending machines at the entrance to the Sierra Madre Villa station (Google street view of the exterior of parking structure: https://goo.gl/maps/yv0Eb). Departure time from the station is 1:27pm, so give yourself enough time to purchase your fare or day pass and make your way to the boarding platform. Arrival time at Union Station is 1:56pm.

-Koreatown

Your ride captain is Agent Jefe. You will rendezvous with them at the Metro Wilshire/Western sign on the NE corner of Wilshire Blvd. & Western Ave. (Google street view: https://goo.gl/maps/69tD7udXHgs). Departure time from the station is 1:35pm, so give yourself enough time to purchase your fare or day pass and make your way down to the boarding platform.  Arrival time at Union Station is 1:48pm.

-Culver City

Your ride captain is Agent Faller. You will rendezvous with him at the light blue Metro Culver City sign on the north side of Washington Blvd., under the elevated tracks (Google street view:  https://goo.gl/maps/J2mjpR4c9Xu). Departure time from Culver City is 1:22pm, so give yourself enough time to purchase your fare or day pass and make your way upstairs to the boarding platform. Arrival time at 7th St./Metro Center is 1:51pm. Here is where you will transfer to the Purple Line to Union Station (do not forget to tap your TAP card at the validation kiosk while transferring between trains). You will have plenty of time to get down to the boarding platform, but do not waste time. The Purple Line train for Union Station arrives at 1:55pm. Check the signs to make sure you are on the correct side of the platform (the “Union Station” side, *not* the “North Hollywood and Wilshire/Western” side). Arrival time at Union Station is 2:00pm.

 

Here are the instructions for the second phase of the mission:

The second phase will begin with our arrival at Union Station. We will disperse to mill around the station like the other commuters and act perfectly normal. A lot of the fun is waves of pantsless agents arriving at Union Station. Depending on where you are arriving from, you will have 34 to 46 minutes at this rendezvous point. You can use this time to take in Union Station’s beautiful architecture, meet up with friends arriving from other parts of the city, grab a beverage or snack, take pictures, etc. Give yourself a few minutes to get down to the Red Line platform because at 2:34pm sharp, we will travel westbound on the Red Line to Hollywood. Since Union Station is an origin point for both the Red and Purple Lines, check the overhead video monitors on the boarding platform to see which departing train is a North Hollywood (Red Line) train or a Wilshire/Western (Purple Line) train. There are also electronic signs at the front and on the sides of each train telling you which one it is. It’s important to check the signs because our train may be departing from either side of the platform (of course, you could also just follow the pantsless horde of people). After we leave Union Station, we will travel to Hollywood & Highland, disembarking at 2:55pm.

After everyone arrives in Hollywood, there will be a few brief words from the organizers at the top of the far set of stairs/escalators at the end of the boarding platform. There’s a corner off to the left where we can get out of the way of the civilians. After that, our primary debriefing location will be Loaded Hollywood (6377 Hollywood Blvd. – http://www.loadedhollywood.com – it’s 21 and over). Our secondary debriefing location will be Pig N’ Whistle (6714 Hollywood Boulevard – http://www.pignwhistlehollywood.com – more sedate, family-friendly, and for those under 21). At the debriefing, you can meet your fellow GuerilLA agents, discuss this mission, give ideas for future missions, and learn how to get more involved.

 

Additional instructions:

Please buy TAP card fare ($1.75: one-way, $3.50: round-trip, $7.00: day pass – and add $1.00 to your fare if you have to purchase a TAP card). The citation for evading fare payment is $250.00, an unnecessary and expensive risk. We recommend the day pass, especially if you are an inexperienced Metro rider.

There are no set rules, but we suggest that if anyone asks why we’re not wearing pants, it’s best to give a simple answer such as “I forgot them”. And it is of the utmost importance to act casual, like it’s an ordinary day on the Metro. We should look and act like we do NOT all know each other.

VERY IMPORTANT: this mission obviously means no pants, but YOU MUST WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!

You should be fully clothed except for pants. The type of underwear you want to wear will be left to your discretion, but we just ask you to exercise a little common sense. The amount of skin you want to expose is your choice, but know that any citation for indecent exposure is a risk you take ON YOUR OWN.  Worried about the legality of pantslessness? This post on LAist.com from before the first year’s ride should set your mind at ease: http://laist.com/2008/12/30/no_pants_subway_ride_coming_to_los.php

If you are an experienced Metro rider, you can choose your own adventure and board at any station along any of the routes to catch the mission in progress. See http://www.metro.net/riding/maps to view the Metro rail maps and timetables.

Additional suggestions:

-Agents should be dispersed fairly evenly on the boarding platform so that they are distributed fairly evenly on each train instead of clumped up in one or two cars.

-Bring some sort of bag in which to carry your pants. It’s always good to have them with you in the unlikely event you have to re-pants.

-In the event that you miss any of the trains, the Purple, Red, Blue, and Expo Line trains run every 12 minutes and the Gold Line trains run every 7-8 minutes, so you should be able to catch up with everyone at Union Station.

-In the event that the 2:34pm Red Line train from Union Station to Hollywood is too full, we’ll have some agents stay behind and wait for the next train leaving at 2:46pm.

-Please do NOT disturb the civilians. We want to reiterate the importance of acting casual as it is the whole point of the mission. There is no need to draw attention to yourself as your lack of pants is doing that for you. This mission should also be fun for the passengers who are wearing pants, since their most likely reaction to us will be curiosity and amusement. And some of them are just trying to get from one place to another. Don’t worry, we’ll have plenty of pantsless fun when we get off the train and onto the street at Hollywood & Highland.

-If you encounter the news media during the mission, please do not engage them. Wait until the conclusion of the mission in Hollywood.

-For those taking photos or videos of the mission, try to be discreet and keep cameras as hidden as possible.

 

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS?

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Join the Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/435716289957504

Join the Debriefing/After Party Facebook event (hosted by Agent Agent) @ https://www.facebook.com/events/404307099699454

Join the Google Group @ http://groups.google.com/group/glaimprov or join our Facebook group @ https://www.facebook.com/groups/241223061044 to receive any last-minute details, this dossier, future dossiers, & announcements

Check out our website @ http://www.gueril-la.com

Follow us @ https://twitter.com/GLAimprov (the tweets on the day of a mission are quite handy)

Talk to me, Agent Silky, @ https://www.facebook.com/leocgonzalez

See http://improveverywhere.com/2015/12/07/save-the-date-no-pants-subway-ride-2016 for more details about the international aspect of the event.

 

WHAT: 8th Annual No Pants Metro Ride

WHEN: Sunday, January 10, 2016 from 1:00pm to 3:00pm

WHERE: LA Metro System

BRING: $7 for a Metro Day Pass on your TAP card ($8 if you need to purchase a TAP card and the Day Pass), pants you can easily remove, something in which to keep them

 

Over and Out (This message will self-destruct),

-Agent Silky

Dossier: Gettypede 7 – 2015

WHAT: The 7th GuerilLA Gettypede
WHEN: Saturday, July 25th, 2015 from 5:00pm to 8:00pm
WHERE: The Getty Center Museum
BRING: Comfortable shoes for a leisurely walk. A light-emitting device like a small flashlight or smartphone with a flashlight function.

Agents,

The time has come once again for GuerilLA agents to infiltrate the Getty for a fun . . . er, “tour” of the museum.

THE MISSION: To gradually form a long line of agents playing follow-the-leader, creating the “Gettypede” – a living, moving, work of art winding through the complex architecture of the Getty.  Simple.  Scenic.  Lots of fun.

The mission will start at 6:00 pm.

Note that you must take a tram to enter the Getty so give yourself at least one hour to park and make your way to your objective.  If you get there early, see some art exhibits, have a picnic … act natural.  By 6:00pm, be at your starting point, designated by birthday:

Jul-Sep: Central Courtyard
Jan-Mar: The Gardens
Oct-Dec: Main Entrance or Cafe
Apr-Jun: Anywhere but the inside of the galleries

Here is a map of the grounds:  http://getty.edu/visit/downloads/center_overview_map.pdf

Agent Silky will exit the tram some time after 6pm and will tweet right before his arrival at the top of the hill.  Casually begin to form a line behind him.  When the line reaches the other parts of museum, casually join it as it makes its way towards you.  Emphasis on casual, as if there is nothing unusual about the line.  Do not draw attention to yourself as you join the Gettypede.  Once in line, you are playing “follow the leader”:  follow the person in front of you at arm’s length, copying anything they do, and the action will move down the line.  Have your flashlight, phone, or other light-emitting device ready because at a certain point, it will become a part of the follow-the-leader element.

A concert will begin at 6pm in the central courtyard.  We will pass through the courtyard to pick up agents to join the line, but we will do our best to respect the musicians and try not to pull focus from them.  And thus, the Mission will end in a different part of the Getty from previous years.

Help hold open doors if needed.  The Mission will take place primarily in the outdoor areas.  We will not enter any galleries.

If someone asks you what’s going on, don’t let on: maybe you’re just seeing art, maybe you just joined because you thought it was a tour . . .

Don’t worry about taking pictures.  We’ll have designated agents documenting (mostly to keep the flow going).  If this pisses you off because you never leave the house without a camera, LET US KNOW.  You can be an “official” documenter.

When the Gettypede ends, DISPERSE!  Go see more art.  Watch the evening concert.  Go to the shuttle.  DO NOT stay and talk about the mission.

Debriefing will be in Westwood Village at Sepi’s (http://www.sepiswestwood.com) about half an hour after the Mission.  Come talk about the Mission *here* over yummy food and drinks.  Sepi’s address: 10968 Le Conte Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90024. $3 parking after 6pm available a block and a half away around the corner on Broxton Ave.: http://www.yelp.com/biz/broxton-avenue-public-parking-los-angeles.  Some free street parking will be available after 8pm, but some meters are enforced until midnight. Read the parking signs carefully.

NOTES:

Admission to the Getty Center and to all exhibitions is FREE—no tickets or reservations are required for general admission. However, Parking is $10 per car ($15 before 5pm). Carpooling and splitting the cost of parking is highly recommended.

Public transportation: the 234 Metro bus drops you off right at the entrance of the Getty.  Check out http://www.metro.net for more info.

Visit the Getty FAQ for other transportation questions:  http://www.getty.edu/visit/hours/faq.html

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WHAT: The 7th GuerilLA Gettypede
WHEN: Saturday, July 25th, 2015 from 5:00pm to 8:00pm
WHERE: The Getty Center Museum
BRING: Comfortable shoes for a leisurely walk. A light-emitting device like a small flashlight or smartphone with a flashlight function.

Over and Out,

-Agent Silky